us folks we like point form, just like those management students.- nanny extrordinaire-ing, when in real reality we know i am a hugely bad person (hey kids, let's watch "the pick of destiny"!)
-get spooned by a 5 year old, get up at 3:20am to make fruit juice to help ease the bad dreams and provoke cavities
-wake up at 4am and remove cat from your face, try to peel your eyes open despite severe allergic reaction, resume with harmless spooning, add one more kid.
-awake again at 5:03am when she comes home and passes out.
-get up at 7:20am and all-to0-willingly submit to drawing an extravagent farm yard of animals with a green crayon at Moyrah's request.
-make toast with nutella(tsk) x3 and shift outward towards the harsh daylight, feel extrodinarily hung over albeit no-boozing, find a cheap passport photo place, carry on.
-drink copious amounts of green tea with mint leaves and lemon and try to embrace reality, for my fetal love comes to town.
-drink, discuss legitiment legal matters with Mr. Nova Scotia, drink, and dance like you recently escaped rideau regional, lay on grass, watch it all fall out of foci. try sprite for a change.
-wake up, quickly daydream about the pleasures of urniating outdoors, sigh, get your shit together, feel strangely unhungover, hop a bus with your favorite lady and still strangely un-affected by post-cheap wine.
-quick replay: watch girl have her face too close to a dirty toilet bowl hugging its porcelain majesty, indulge in the utter ridiculousness of it all, repeat latter x4.
-skip past all the meaty stuff, remain forever vauge, and greet yourself with another sleep deprived evening.
-fast forward to basement un-reality, angry parents, 3 sets of funding applications finito, .59 cent burgers (wtf) and endure something too close to an Annie Hall moment, but replacing the spider with a rat.
-this is becoming seemingly un-point-form-esque.
-grow some balls, be the man, and take control of the situation (POOOOOOWEEEERRR, SINNAMAN)
-and run for home.
ALSO, one might love (as in, only me) THIS: and thus perpetuate the Cult of Paul
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